Dear Mr. McDallas
I am Miss.Mine . Do you remember me?
If you don't here is a hint "if you hurt her i'll hurt you."
I remember you, the milk to my lactose intolerance, the dog to my cat, the rain to my sunny day.
Mr.Mine and I are not very happy. You where cool at first but then you wanna go stealing my happiness, what are you gonna steal next my dog, my sticker, MY DEAD PLANT.
Too bad, you can have the dead plant, but only if you give her back.
In fact you don't even have to do that because you can come here. Because my Miss.McMissouri IS NOT turning into Mrs.McDallas. You however can turn into Mr.McMissouri. I know she will be happy there and you will be happy but what about us?
What about Mr.Mine and I?
We are not ready to let go of her just yet and less people would be sad if you just came here. I don't want to have to see her leave, especially right now when i need her. Please consider allowing her to stay. and if you can't,.. will you at least hire workers to move Oklahoma somewhere else and put Texas and Missouri together.That way i won't have to feel the pain of seeing my Miss.McMissouri turn into a Mrs.Mcdallas
Sincerely,
Miss. Mine
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